Herr Ratzinger.

Religious psychopath retires.

News has just broken that the pope is retiring. That Nazi sex-pest must be aware of a new scandal coming up and he probably wants to make a run for it before it gets too hot in the Vatican.

"You want a sweetie?"

Good riddance — but which filthy pervert will take his place? These men, who are the spokespeople for an imaginary sky-friend, have gotten away with murder for too long. And if their friend isn't imaginary, what a disgustingly repulsive god he must be.

Update: I really enjoyed Frankie Boyle's latest outburst, when he said that the pope must have done something that even the Catholic Church finds unacceptable: he must have f***ed an adult woman. 
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there ...